“Zero knowledge” is convincing someone that you know a secret without actually telling them what it is. It’s also a play on words.

  • Sits and stands on Sunday mornings
  • Can play Cliffs of Dover on guitar (serious)
  • Can do a great El Debarge impression (also serious)
  • 27-minute 5K (unfortunately also serious)
  • 5’8 190 17″ arms 30″ waist. Not a hybrid athlete
  • Pledgemaster Emeritus
  • Greater Philadelphia Biotech Corridor
  • Keeps IP proprietary
  • 2016 SR5 custom grill General Grabbers yee yee
  • Recreational LeetCoder
  • 34 ACT (hungover, didn’t study, not the smartest thing I’ve ever done)
  • Winner on 100NL tables (in a past life)
  • Quinn Fabray stan
  • Former high school math league participant (not AIME material)
  • Zoomer Emacs user
  • Good at LaTeX, bad at programming
  • One-time dental school admit